There are plenty of kids for the witches to hunt on Halloween. Can Max, his sister Dani (Thora Birch), and Max’s new crush Allison (Vinessa Shaw) stop the Sanderson sisters for good? They’ll need some help from cursed cat Thackeray Binx (Jason Marsden) and zombie Billy (Doug Jones) to try and stop the witches.
In addition to being a downright good time, Hocus Pocus is also quite quotable. Are you looking for the perfect Instagram caption for that Halloween-themed pic? Look no further than some of the best quotes from Hocus Pocus.
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- “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Hocus Pocus quotes
- Perfect for: The morning after a raging Halloween party, when you’re dehydrated, hungover, and still have streaks of eyeliner cat whiskers on your face.
- “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” — Sarah
- Perfect for: When your Halloween costume is something downright terrifying, like Pennywise the Clown. (Though people do thirst over Pennywise the Clown, so guess it’s not always so ironic a caption.)
- “A virgin lit the candle.” — Dani
- Perfect for: An Instagram caption of a true party foul, like a spilled bowl of eyeball-filled spooky punch.
- “I suggest we form a calming circle.” — Mary
- Perfect for: A photo of you in a face mask, following a busy week of Halloween planning.
- “I smell children!” — Winnie
- Perfect for: That Instagram story when you realize you stumbled into an 18 and over party. Alternatively, when you take your niece to her Halloween parade at pre-k!
- “Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble.” — Bus driver
- Perfect for: When you realize that there’s sooooo much good TV to catch up on, you may have to skip all festivities to watch it all.
- “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson
- Perfect for: Your Instagram of the avocado toast you bought instead of a house.
- “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” — The Sanderson Sisters
- Perfect for: Any time you would use the Kristin Cavallari-inspired caption “drama, drama, drama.”
- “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max
- Perfect for: A selfie of you and your friends settling in to watch — what else? — Hocus Pocus.
- “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” — Dani
- Perfect for: An epic group personality pic. This quote reminds me of The Craft’s “We are the weirdos, mister” which is another great quote to use for a Halloween IG.
- “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” —Winifred Sanderson
- Perfect for: A spooky charcuterie board. Throw a few skeletons and pumpkins onto your regular cheese and meat spread and transform your appetizers into a spooky-themed snack. No need to include an actual head, though.